this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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