my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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