omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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