Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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