My hand turned me down
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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