You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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