i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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