The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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