Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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