Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
