Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
What drink are we having for lunch?
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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