Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Can you bring me the toilet please
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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