Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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