..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I can't trust your balls anymore.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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