Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
