i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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