Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
ttyl tear gas
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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