Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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