I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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