my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
