you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
