Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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