Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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