I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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