you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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