My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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