I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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