everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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