Me too!
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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