what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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