i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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