walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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