I wish I could punch you in the face.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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