Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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