oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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