she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Never let your siblings swipe right.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
