Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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