Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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