okay pat passed out under dana's car
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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