And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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