had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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