Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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