D3 body, D1 cock
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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