I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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