only if we run a train.
done.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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