just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You need a sexual gate keeper
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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