Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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