Soap is not a condiment
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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