All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i believe in u and ur pee
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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