i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
how do flat chested girls get laid?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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