I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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