I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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its like you know when i get waxed
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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