Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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