Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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