thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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