um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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