I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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